"Guess what I heard in the bar today?" a man asks his wife upon returning home.
"They think the milkman has slept with every woman on our block except one."
His wife replies, "I'll bet it's that stuck-up Phyllis in No. 23."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
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