a man jumps in to a pool, and enters a time vortex that is in the water, and it brings him back 5 seconds to where he is just launching in to the pool again. He keeps getting soaked over and over again until it starts to hurt. This continues to happen to the point where the water he carries through the vortex (as he keeps teleporting back to the updated timeline) with him is actually building up and flooding the pool. This goes on for a long time. To the other people at the pool it's just him jumping, but they keep getting shocked by how much water is coming through. It gets to the point where a tidal wave of water is collected, and he watches his friends die in the tidal blast every time loop.
He is battered and red all over. Finally he dies from the repeated impact to the surface of water. Eons later it's just a corpse flinging in and out of the time vortex. Tidal impacts destroy the world every 5 seconds. The whole universe is flooded because one man jumped in to a pool.
And this is what I tell my nerdy science fiction fan children every summer when I open the pool. They never jump in, and my water bill is that much lower.
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