"STRAWBERRIES, WATERMELONS, GRAPEFRUITS!!!"

Yells the woman pushing the fruit cart down the street.
Big Jeff comes down from his loft and asks the woman, "got any onions?"
No onions," she replies.
On she goes down the street with her fruit cart.

Next day, same thing. "STRAWBERRIES, WATERMELONS, GRAPEFRUITS!!!" She yells down the street.
Down comes Big Jeff onces again and asks "do you have any onions?"
"NO onions," she says again and is on her way.

Next day, sure enough here she comes as Big Jeff eagerly watches her push her cart. "STRAWBERRIES, WATERMELONS, GRAPEFRUITS!!!"
Big Jeff makes his way down to her and asks very hopefully, "got any onions?"
Enough is enough thinks the lady.
"Look here Big Jeff... What do you get if you take the straw out of strawberries?"
"Well thats easy you just got berries then."
"Right you are Big Jeff. And whar if you take the water out of watermelon?? And the grape from grapefruit?"
Big Jeff replies, "just melon and fruit I suppose."
"Indeed, indeed. And what do you get if you take the fuck out of onions?" She asks
Big Jeff thinks a second and says "there's no fuck in onions"
The woman with the fruit cart promtly says, "thats what I've been trying to tell you every day!!"