There were once three children, whose names were rather unfortunate
The first child was named "none of your business"
The Second child was named "Manners"
The third child was named "Trouble"
Trouble was lost, so none of your business and manners went to the local police station for help, manners was terrified of the popo, so none of your business went in alone. A policeman was waiting near the entrance.
Policeman: Hello, what's your name
None of your business: None of your business
Policeman: Hey, where's your manners
None of your business: They're don't wanna be here
Policeman: Are you looking for trouble?
None of your business: Yup
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