Stranded on a deserted island

A Catholic priest is stranded on a deserted island. A man happens to row by the island, and invites the priest to hop in. "Alas, for I cannot accept your charity. My God is kind, and He shall provide."

A few days later, another rowboat happens by, this time piloted by a very attractive woman. She seductively invites the priest into her boat. "Alas, young lady, for I cannot accept your charity. I have renounced the pleasures of the flesh. Besides, my God is kind, and He shall provide."

Another few days passes, and the priest has become malnourished, dehydrated and sickly. Another boat happens by, this time being rowed by another Catholic man who is carrying a load of fruit, smoked meats, and fresh water. The man invites the priest into his boat to share his food and water, and escape the island. "Alas, my brother, for I cannot accept your charity. As you know, our God is kind, and He shall yet provide."

The priest quickly fades and dies soon therafter. Upon reaching the pearly gates, he laments his death to the almighty.

"Oh, God, how I devoted my life to spreading your word, yet you left me alone to starve and thirst to death on an island. I had faith you would provide, and you have forsaken me in spite of my faith! I must know why!"

God looks incredulously at the priest and replied, "What do you want from me? I sent you three fucking boats!"