Straight to hell


During his visit to Washington, Blair was intrigued by a new telephone that Bush had installed in the oval office, when asking about it Bush said it was a direct line to hell. Blair spoke briefly with the devil, and the call cost him 27 cents. When he came back home, he found out that this same service was now available in GB also. He tried it again and received a bill for �12,
000. Blair was obviously distressed. - How come?! The same call only cost me 27 cents in Washington. - Well, said the operator. Over there it is a local call.

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