At 3 am Daniel wakes up and goes down stairs for a glass of water. On his way back up stairs he hears moaning noises from his sons bed. Daniel ignores it and goes back to bed to sleep. The next morning his son is down stairs and he has the "talk" with him. He tells his a son a lie that if he jacks off that he'll go blind! The sons says dad who are u talking to ? I'm over here.
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