My buddy just told me that he robbed a shop last night.
"What did you get?" I asked.
"Twenty-six pictures," he smiled, showing me. "The cheapest one is worth over $180,000."
He was crushed when I told him, "Dude, these pictures are from a real estate agent's office!"
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