Steven Hawking came back from his first date in 10 years. His Glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, twisted ankle and grazed knees.

Double standards...

If I take my top off I'm called a "poser". But if a women does it, suddenly...

What's the first...

He's not a tight end anymore ;)

Two cops contacts...

- Send in a team ... - What is situation? - The murder, the victim is a...

What do you do...

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

I was walking...

and a man threw a bit of cheese at my head, i turned to him and said; 'oh,...

What do you call...

An improvement.

How many emos...

None, Rather than change it they will just sit in a corner and cry like...

Quatre, Cinq, .....

I learned French in six easy liasons.

What kind of...

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

USA has...

Pedocracy.