Steve: Open the door or I will throw myself into the swimming pool!
Wife: Go ahead and kill yourself, do you think I care?
**So Steve stands near the dark part of the gate and waits for 2 minutes, takes a big stone and throws it into the swimming pool !!!!..Scheweew..!!!!
**Wife hears, opens the door and runs towards the swimming pool. Steve quickly sneaks into the house then locks the door.
Wife: Open the door or I will shout!!
Steve: Shout till all the neighbours wake up and come here. Tell them where you are coming from by this time of the night with only a pant and bra!
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