Bill Gates: "So, how's heaven, Steve?"
Steve Jobs: "Great ! It just doesn't have any walls or fences."
Bill Gates: "So...?"
Steve Jobs: "So, we don't need any Windows and Gates. I'm sorry, Bill, I didn't mean to offend you."
Bill Gates: "It's ok Steve, but I heard a rumor."
Steve Jobs: "Oh, what rumor?"
Bill Gates: "That nobody is allowed to touch Apples there, and there are no jobs in heaven."
Steve Jobs : "Oh no, definitely there are, but only no-pay jobs. Therefore there's definitely no Bill in heaven as everything will be provided free...."
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