Steve and John

Two gay men, Steve and John, have been together for over 5 years. They have been going to the same small town Hooters every 2nd Saturday of the month. After their 4th trip to the Hooters they started noticing less customers there. By the 6th trip to the Hooters they were the only customers, yet the it was always fully staffed. They still went every time for the 5 years. Then suddenly one Friday before the 2nd Saturday of the month, Steve died tragically. The now widowed John was devastated, he decided he should still go to the hooters the next day and would continue to until he were to die, to remember Steve. The next day at the hooters John went in and sat at the same booth Steve and him did for the last 5 years. All the waitresses acted the same as usual but with watery eyes. The very next month when John went back to the hooters, but it was shut down. John began to cry when he saw one of the waitresses walking across the street. He ran over to ask why after staying open for over 4 years with barely any customers it just closed now. The waitress replies: "There's no more spending second saturday screwing Steve so we stopped."