Stannis and Melisandre are plotting the demise of his brother Renly, who challenges Stannis' claim to the iron throne.
S: We must stop him before his armies grow too strong.
M: That won't be a problem. I have great powers at my disposal. Just say the word my lord.
S: Make it so.
M: How would you like it done? Poison perhaps? Or the blade?
S: Blade
M: Axe, sword, or knife? Stabbing? Beheading? What shall it be?
S: Now you're just splitting heirs.
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