when this small Chinese guy walks in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer. I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"
He says "No, why the f*** you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?"
"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick."
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