St. Peter is at the pearly gates and decides no one is getting in unless he hears how they died...

So the first guy steps up and St. peter asks "Alright, how did you die?"

The guy says "Well, I've had a hunch for a while now that my wife has been cheating on me. So I decide I'm going to come home from work early and catch her in the act. I get to our apartment building and I'm so fired up I can't even wait for the elevator. I run up to the 46th floor, kick in the door and scream 'Alright! Where is he!'. My wife is on the couch, sitting there reading a magazine, looking all innocent but I know he's there! So I tear apart the apartment trying to find him. I look under the bed, in the closet, under the couch...nothing. Then, I look out on to the balcony and what do I see? Fucking fingertips hanging over the side! So I run out and start stomping on the bastard's fingers and he's screaming 'Wait! Stop!' but finally he falls! I look down and what do you know? He fell into the fucking bushes and starts getting up! So I run into the kitchen, rip the refrigerator out of the wall, and push it over the balcony right onto the mother fucker! But...I guess it was too much for me and I had a heart attack and died."

St Peter says "Alright, go on in".

Next guy comes and St. Peter asks him how he died.

"Well, you'll never believe this. So, I'm working out really hard on my treadmill in my apartment and...I don't know, I guess I slipped because all of a sudden I'm rolling over backwards, right off my balcony. I start falling and flailing but finally manage to grab onto another balcony. Then, out of nowhere, some psycho comes out and starts stomping on my fucking fingertips, screaming at me! I tried to get him to stop, but he just kept going and I fell. So I hit the ground but manage to land in some bushes and think 'Oh thank God, I'm okay!'. But then I look up and see the psycho pushing a damn refrigerator on top of me! And now I'm dead!"

So St. Peter lets him in.

Third guy comes up and St. Peter asks him too: How'd you die?

"I got no fucking clue. One minute I'm banging this chick, then she screams that her husband is coming home, shoves me in her fridge, and the next thing I know, I'm here."