St. Patricks day jokes!

This is for y'all to add on to, but I've got us a few starters here. Enjoy!

* So two Irish guys walk out of a bar...

* An Irishman walks into a pub and orders dozens of martinis, removing the olives, placing them in a jar, and drinking the martinis. When the jar is filled with olives and all the martinis drank, he starts to leave.
The bartender stops him and asks, “Excuse me but, what was that all about?”
The Irishman replies, “My wife sent me out for a jar of olives.”

* Sister Margaret enters O’Flynn’s liquor store and orders a bottle of Irish whiskey.
O’Flynn frowns and asks, “You’re a nun, why would you want a bottle of Irish whiskey?”
Sister Margaret says, “It’s for Father Reilly. He’s constipated.”
O’Flynn nods and puts a bottle into a bag.
Later that night, O’Flynn passes an alley and finds Sister Margaret drunk, the empty bottle at her side. O’Flynn yells, “You said it was for Father Reilly’s constipation!”
Sister Margaret responds, “It is. When he sees me, he’s gonna shit!”