So this guy goes on a trip to Spain. One day he decides to go to a very traditional Spanish restaurant, right next to the bull fight ring, for some authentic Spanish food. He sees a man eating a long sausage, and asks the waiter to bring him what that man is eating.
Senor, the waiter says, that is the penis of the bull. We only get one of those a week from the bull fight.
Ok, the guy says, I will come back next week.
The next week, the man goes to the same restaurant, and asks for the penis of the bull. The waiter brings him a plate with a long sausage type thing on it. The man eats it, but he isn't quite satisfied.
Garcon, he says to the waiter, Why is it that last week the penis of the bull was so much larger?
Well you see sir, answers the waiter, sometimes it is the bull that wins the fight.
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