Typical work day.*
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**Peter** : Ok so if you can send it to me later, that’d be great.
**Jimmy** : Yeah, I’ll do that thanks.
**Me** : Sounds great!
**Me whisper to Michael** : I say "sounds great” to pretend I care about what they had to say. haha!
**Michael** : Haha, sounds great!
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