At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical, tell jokes, sing - and stay home at night!"
An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a television!"
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