A man with a terrible sore throat walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something to relieve it.
The pharmacist says, "Well, I could give you any number of things but they won't really do you much good. However, I can tell you what I do when I have a bad sore throat like you have."
"Really? What's that?" asks the man.
"I go straight home and have my wife give me a good blow job. I suggest you try that."
"Sounds great!" says the man, "Is your wife home now?"
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by ���rt��
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