A teenage girl goest to her priest to confess:
"Father forgive me for I have sinned".
"What did you do, my child?"
"I called Bert a son of a bitch"
"What? But why would you do that, my child?"
"Because he touched my thigh, my father"
"Ok, but see i'm touching your thigh and I am no son of a bitch, am I?"
"Of course not, father, but Bert, he groped my boobs"
"Alright, but here I am touching your boobs and I'm still not a son of a bitch, right?"
"Of course not, father, but Bert, he turned me around and he fucked me hard"
"Ok, but I've just turned around and I'm fucking you right now and it still doesn't make me a son of a bitch, does it?"
"It doesn't, father, but Bert ... he's got AIDS"
*pushing her away* "SON OF A BITCH!!"
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