Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."Priest: "What have you done my child?"Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"Girl: "Because he touched my hand."Priest: "Like this?"(as he touches her hand) Girl: "Yes father."Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."Girl: "Then he touched my breast."Priest: "Like this?"(as he touched her breast) Girl: "Yes father."Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."Priest: "Like this?"(as he takes off her clothes) Girl: "Yes father."Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."Priest: "Like this?"(as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!" Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."Girl: "But father he had AIDS!" Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
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