Mom: Stares at Dad.
Dad: Clenches fist.
Mom: "Don't!"
Dad: Sweats Profusely.
Mom: "..."
Dad: "HI SON, I'M GAY TOO! It's good to be gay. Your mom is also gay. There's nothing wrong with being happy."
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Source: IAMA dad. I cannot not-make dad jokes. It's genetic: it's in my dad jeans.
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