Youngest Son: Dad, whats the difference between 'hypothetically' & 'reality'?
Dad turns to wife: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 million?
Wife: Of course! I would never waste such an opportunity.
Then Dad asks daughter: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 Million?
Daughter: Yes He's my fantasy!
Dad asks elder son: Would you sleep with, Tom cruise for 1 million?
Elder Son: Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money!
Father turns to his younger son: You see son 'Hypothetically' we are sitting with 3 millionaires, but in 'Reality' we are living with 2 sluts & 1 gay cocksucker.
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