An American, Russian and Czech get caught by cannibals. Their chief says to them, "You'll each get a week and two glass balls. If you show me something with them I've never seen before, we won't eat you."
After a week chief goes into the tent of the American and sees him meditating on the floor, balls levitating around his head. "meh, I've seen that before, eat him."
In the Russian tent, balls are flying all around the place, glowing in all the colors of the rainbow. "I've seen that before, eat him."
Then he goes into Czech tent, runs out of it after a while and shouts, "I've never seen anything like that, the Czech lost one of the balls and broke the other one!"
I apologize in advance for errors in grammar and clumsy expressions.
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