A mortician friend told me a joke about a situation he encountered several years back, but I can't remember the punchline to save my life.
It was about this couple who got in an auto accident on their anniversary. The wife survived but the husband unfortunately died on impact.
The wife had the husband cremated, and his ashes collected in this old tin can they had had since the beginning of their marriage. But when the mortician handed the can to her after the cremation was finished, she accidentally cut her hand on the jagged edge, cursed up a storm, threw the can across the room and stormed off.
The mortician picked up the can (unsure of what to do with it), and that's as much as I remember of the joke.
Can anyone help me figure out the punchline? I can't remember much about it, but I DO recall that at some point the joke takes a sharp left urn.
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