Venezuela offers refuge to 20k immigrants. *Now I want to see how you even get here.*
France suggests bombing Syria. To drive out the last refugees.
Clashes on the border between Hungary and Serbia. If I were an Austrian archduke, I would stay home.
Merkel: "Refugees will change Germany". In particular, they need a goalkeeper and defender.
Putin, on the immigration topic: "If you need any gas..."
Thousands of refugees ready to walk 250km. The Kenyans are already ahead.
A baby named Hope was just born in Budapest station. She joins her two brothers, Werefucked and Ohshitrun.
Italian politician visits a refugee center. Now *they* want to help *us*.
Italian right wing politician: "I'd just take in immigrants with a mindset similar to mine." Well then, ISIS is pretty good.
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