Government cuts bite deep as former prime ministers slashed by 25%.
What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Savile? Nothing: they're both dead and fucked miners.
Margaret Thatcher has died peacefully following a stroke at the age of 87. I for one am truly devastated about this... she went peacefully.
It has been announced that Thatcher's corpse will be thrown down one of the pits she closed and a public toilet built on top of it charging £5 a dump. Funds raised are expected to clear the national debt by Friday lunchtime.
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