Some people call me ...

... Dyslexic.
But them believe don't I.

... a Narcissist.
But they just don't understand my greatness.

... Prejudiced.
But you know how "those people" are, am I right?

... Schizophrenic.
But we don't believe them.

... Histrionic.
But, OMG, that is SO, like, the worst thing I ever heard.

... Paranoid.
But they're all out to get me.

... Demented.
But... but. What was the question?

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