Why are there only two pall-bearers at a black guys funeral?
Because a garbage can only has two handles.
What is the difference between a potato and a Jew?
Potatoes don't scream in the oven.
What is the difference between black people and snow tires?
Snow Tires don't sing when you wrap chains around them
What do an Italien girl and a Hockey Player have in common?
They both wear the same pads for 3 periods.
How many Jews can fit in a Volkeswagon?
2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 6 Million in the ash tray.
What do you call a barn-full of old, dead, black guys?
Antique farm equipment
And I've saved the meanest for last
What's purple and gold and hangs on a porch??
He's my nigger, I'll paint him any color I want!
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