Some native jokes

What's the difference between a native and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family

What do you call a bunch of natives in a ditch?

Sleepover

The Lone Ranger and Tonto ride into town, as they get off their horses the Lone Ranger says to Tonto, "Walk the horses around to cool them off." Then he walks into the saloon.
Later on a man walks into the saloon and spots the Lone Ranger, walks up to him and says, "Hey did you know you left your injin running?"

And here's a tough one:

Two natives are walking along a path when a bug crosses in front of them. One of the natives says to the other, "Hey, squawsh it."
The other says, "No, that's a bug."

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