Some More One Liners V

My mate's a maniakleptic – he walks into shops backwards and leaves things.

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

"It is better to have loved a short man, than never to have loved a tall."

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used to be.

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