"I fuck more of my clientele than any of you," spouted Johnny, rather confidently.
"What do you do?" I asked him.
He replied, "I'm a personal trainer."
"That's great," I added, "But I definitely fuck more of my clientele than you."
"What do you do?" he asked curiously.
I said, "I'm an undertaker."
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