- My dick is so big it has its own zip code
- My dick is so big you can see it from space
- My dick is do big it has an airport
- My dick is so big it has its own dick
- My dick is so big, when it gets hard it slows down the Earth's rotation
- My dick is so big there's a People's Republic of My Dick
- My dick is so big it plays golf with presidents
- My dick is so big it doesn't return Spielberg's calls
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