**Note - This isn't really much of a joke but it think its funny enough to post here**
***Interviewer***: your father is a farmer. But you opted for the software industry. Why?
***Interviewee*** (Try saying this in a really strong indian accent) : That is because, after a great consideration and consultation.....I came to the conclusion that this socialist illusion was a great botheration to the Indian nation whose basic occupation was cultivation and irrigation. But with further contemplation and deliberation I discovered that without globalization and exploration there can not be optimization to make India's transformation into a superpower nation.
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