The guy (our software engineer) was anxious as to when his wife will come out of labor and he finally heard the scream of the baby and was very elated to see his baby and the mother. He goes in to see his wife,
Guy: Darling, I love you, our baby looks so adorable
Wife: Yes, she is. I love you too.
Guy: What would you like to name her?
Wife: Hannah is a nice name
Guy: Sorry, that name is already in use, try Hannah_2765 or Hannah6632
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