And Saint Peter was walking around making sure everyone was doing OK and stopped at Bob. St Peter asks "So, how did you die?"
Bob says, "well my wife and I live on a third story apartment and I thought she was cheating on me. So I came home early from work one day, to catch her in the act. When I got there she was naked, but the apartment was empty. That is until I went to the balcony to find a man hanging from the ledge. In my anger I hit his fingers till he fell. He broke his legs, but survived, so I pushed the fridge off the ledge on top of him. The bad part was that the fridge power cord caught my leg and took me with it and I died."
"Huh" says Saint Peter. "How about you, Dave?" He says looking to the next man.
"Well I'm just a simple window washer. I was cleaning this apartment when a gust of wind hit me off my scaffolding and I fell. I caught myself on Tue floor below me, only to have my fingers smashed by this crazy guy. I fell three stories, broke my legs then looked up as a fridge landed on me, killing me right there."
"Well, OK then." Says Saint Peter. "And you?" He says to the third guy.
"Well imagine you are hiding buck naked in a fridge..."
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