So Thor comes to Earth, meets a beautiful woman, falls in love....

So Thor feels guilty, this beautiful woman, everything is going great, wonderful passionate love making, They are having a wonderful time. So Thor figures I have to be honest, this is wrong. I have to tell her the truth....

Thor: I have to be honest with you, I am sorry, I am Thor.

Woman: You're Thor! You're Thor?! I am so Thor I can't pee.

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