So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, You're going to spend eternity with this combo, okay? There's a bass player named 'Mingus' and a pianist named 'Monk', and any day now we expect this 'Blakey' guy to show up with his drums. Wow! the guy says, I never imagined heaven would be this good. The man in the robe says, This is hell, not heaven. There's a girl singer.
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