He asks the pimp, "What's your cheapest one?"
"$10 but he's a bug chaser."
"What's a bug chaser?"
"Ya know what, he's free for the night. Last door on your left. Just don't turn on the light. He's easily spooked."
So he starts screwing, but then stops because of how painful it is.
"What's wrong, honey?"
"It's just so dry. I can't stand it."
"Okay, sweetie. Cover your nose for a second. Alright, now I'm ready."
So he has his way again and this time has the best sex of his life.
"Wow, that was wonderful! What did you do?"
"Oh sugar, I just picked the scabs off."
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