Every day, he comes home after work and tells his wife about his day. One day, he comes home and tells her he has a very dark fantasy. He says,
"I want to put my dick in the pickle slicer."
His wife is shocked, and encourages him not to do it, but the next day the man comes home with a sick grin on his face. His wife says,
"Please tell me you didn't do it!"
The man keeps grinning. His wife takes off his pants to assess the damage, but everything is as it should be. The wife is confused.
The man keeps grinning. He says,
"I did it, I put my dick in the pickle slicer, and she wants to do it again this weekend."
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