He turns to the guy next to him and motions at the guy wearing the sunglasses.
"What a douchebag! Who wears sunglasses inside?" The first guy asks.
The guy next to him looks aghast and turns to the guy beside him.
"He's not a douchebag! He's blind!" The second guy replies.
The first guy looks back over at the guy wearing sunglasses pensively.
"No wonder." The first guy says, and the second guy nods. The first guy continues before the second can say anything. "Since he obviously can't see it, someone should really tell him how douchey that makes him look."
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