...& doesn't have cab fare to airport. He hails taxi anyway, explains situation & promises to send fare from home. He offers credit card #'s, drivers license #, his address, etc...
Cabbie: ''If you don't have 15 bucks, get the hell out of my cab loser!''
He ends up walking 5 miles to the airport & barely catches his flight.
A year later he returns to LV & this time wins big. Feeling great, he goes to the front of the casino to get a cab to the airport, & who does he see but the cabbie who refused to give him a ride when down on his luck.
He thinks for a moment & hits on a plan.
He gets into the first cab in the line: ''How much for a ride to the airport?"
''15 bucks."
'And how much if you give me a bj on the way?''
''What?! Get the hell out of my cab ya freak.''
He proceeds to go down the long line of cabs, asking the same question, with the same result.
When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he asks: ''How much for a ride to the airport?''
''15 bucks.''
''OK,'' as he jumps into front seat w/ a big smile & thumbs up for the other cabbies.
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