So this guy has really small hands...

He's with a group of his friends and he says "hey guys I have really small hands, I bet I have the smallest hands in the world. I should get it checked at the Guinness Book of World Records" so he goes and gets it checked out, meets back up with his friends and they can see his excitement before he has the chance to even tell them, he did have the smallest in the world. So another guy in the group says "hey you know what, I have really small feet, maybe I have the smallest feet in the world. I should check it out too." Sure enough when he makes it back to his friends he's clearly ecstatic, he has the smallest feet in the world. So finally the last of the group says "well shit, I have a really small penis. It has to be the smallest in the world, I'm going to check it out with the Guinness Book of World Records as well." Upon returning his friends can see how livid he is. "Whats the matter man don't you have the smallest penis in the world?" To his reply "Who the fuck is (insert your name here, or if your telling the joke the name of someone your telling the joke to.)?!"

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