So this gold prospector in the Yukon bursts into this bar at the end of a long day's work.

He drops a nugget down on the bar and calls out, "Bartender! Gimme a couple of ice cold ones! And the roughest, toughest whore you got!"

Without missing a beat, the bartender serves the beers right up. Then he slides a key over the bar and says to the prospector, "Upstairs. Room number 4. Good luck."

The prospector just laughs like a cackling madman and heads upstairs.

Moments later he's standing in front of room number 4. He throws the key aside, takes a few steps back, and drop kicks the door down onto the ground.

The roughest, toughest whore in the Yukon is startled at first. But she quickly gets her bearings, and takes a good look at Mr. Prospector. She then lifts her mini-skirt, drops her panties, and bends over.

Mr. Prospector just laughs and calls out, "Hell! You don't look so tough! And besides, how did you even know I wanted you in that position?!"

The whore yells back at him from between the underside of her legs. "I didn't! I just figured you'd wanna open them two beers first."