And they're on their way home pretty drunk and decide to take a shortcut through the local graveyard. As they're walking through one says "I really need to pee but theres no toilet paper" and the other one replies "I need to pee as well, I'll just wipe with my knickers and throw them away"
"Fuck that" the other one says "I'm using this wreath here"
And off they go back home. The next day their husbands are talking and one says "you know, my wife came home with no knickers on last night, i'm a bit worried"
"You think that's bad?" Said the other "My wife had hers on, but there was a card inside that said "We'll miss you, from all the guys down at the station!""
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