So there's this magician right....

... and he is famous for always screwing up his tricks. So I am in the audience and he needs a volunteer, he picks me and I go up on the stage. He says to me I have a nice watch, so he takes it. He places it on a table and smashes the watch with a hammer. He says thank you and tells me to go sit down.

So I sit down and kept expecting him to invite me back up, but he doesn't. The show finishes and I still haven't got my watch. I go backstage and try and get my watch. They take me to his dressing room. I ask him, wheres my watch. He says to me to take a seat and I say no, I want my watch back. He offers me a custard tart and I say no, I WANT MY WATCH BACK. He says have a custard tart. So I have a custard tart, and guess what was in the custard tart...

CUSTARD!!!!!!