On the top floor of the Empire State Building. He says to the guy next to him, "Did you know there's an updraft between this building and the next one that's so strong that if you jump off this building, it will swoop you back up and you'll land right back here on your feet?" The guy said, "No way, you're full of malarkey." So the first guy says, "I'll bet you $50!" The second guy accepts the bet and the first guy leaps off the building. Sure as hell, about 30 floors down he decelerates. Then he inexplicably begins to rise, only to land on his feet. The second guy hands him $50. Then he says "I think I'll try!" and leaps from the bar only to drop all the way to the ground and die horribly on the sidewalk below. The bartender turns to the first guy and says, "You're one mean drunk Superman!"
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