So, there's Naomi Cambpbell and Sean Connery who meet at a cinema kermesse...

...Going back to their room they found each other on the elevator.
"Sean, I must say i always had the dream to make love with you... please, could you make me happy tonight?"
"Of course Naomi, I am a gentleman"

And there they go to Sean's room and they indeed do it.
"Sean, that was the most amazing thing I ever did, please let's do it again"
"Sure my dear, but you must understand... I 'm a kind of old and I need to rest. I need to sleep 30 minutes and during this time you MUST keep BOTH your hands on my penis, no matter what"

Naomi agrees and after 30 minutes sharp there they go again.
"Oh m-y g-o-d Sean, this time was even better than before! Pleeeease let's do it again!"
"Sure my dear, but I told you...I need to sleep 30 minutes and during this time you MUST keep BOTH your hands on my penis, no matter what"

"Sean, I can't resist. I beg you to do it again!"
"No problem my dear, but you know my little problem... I need to sleep 30 minutes and during this time you MUST keep BOTH your hands on my penis, no matter what"

After the enjoyable night they go for the breakfast and while in the elevator:
"Sean, that was the most amazing night of my life, but I have to ask: why I needed to keep both my hands on your penis?"
"Oh, nothing. Last time I fucked a nigger she stole my wallet."