A police officer arrives on scene, notebook in hand. The purseless woman points to a seemingly knowledgable bystander. "I am fairly distraught," she explains "if it is details you seek that man witnessed everything." The cop asks questions and the bystander prefaces his response "biologist here" and it strikes him that he is questioning none other than the famous Unidan. But what seemed at first an open and shut case begins to become more complex. The officer is left alone, gazing at his notes, completely perplexed. The woman asks the officer "Why the puzzled face?" To which the officer replies "That guy just gave me five different accounts."
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